fucking zoo tycoon holy shit
suck it up orca 167
I logged onto Tumblr for the first time in like a month just to reblog this. Well played.
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
Genuinely laughing so hard I had to take a break after number 6 so I could compose myself and stop myself laughing because I was going to wet myself.
oh god 4, 6 and 12
the best
6
I literally screeched laughing at 10.
9 and 12 ffff
Number 8 is the best analogy, ever.
Found this while working on an English project, I’m sure it’s already everywhere but oh well, best quote from the whole series. (Except maybe “Stick them with the pointy end.”)
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
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Lemony Snicket, “A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning” (via albinosnowbunny)
Because I just have to share everything with all of you. |
All that is gold does not glitter,
not all those who wander are lost;
the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
a light from the shadows shall spring;
renenwed shall be blade that was broken,
the crownless again shall be king.
not all those who wander are lost;
the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
a light from the shadows shall spring;
renenwed shall be blade that was broken,
the crownless again shall be king.
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J.R.R. Tolkien, -The Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring. (via touchthekey) I use the reblog button the way most of you use the favorite. |
“that’s what I believe. I believe the universe wants to be noticed. I think the universe is improbably biased toward consciousness, that it rewards intelligence in part because the universe enjoys it’s elegance being observed. And who am I, living in the middle of history, to tell the universe that it - or my observation of it - is temporary?”
I’ve been reblogging strange but beautiful things today.
